Valentine's day

[TheMANwithNoName]

NAVAJO VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
Your eyes glitter like the ashes in my stove.
Your teeth shine like my grandfather's concho belt.
You make me feel like a million food stamps.
You mean more to me than my G.A. check.
You are soft like my sheep skin.
You are cuter than my behe (pet lamb).
You are the meat in my mutton stew.
I would choose you over ribs any day.
Won't you be the honey in my tea.
I love you more than mutton.
I would rather be with you then go to bingo.
That's not a mutton rib in my pants pocket.
Will you be the fat in my achii'(sheep fat in rolled sheep intestines).
You are beautiful like the sunrise.
Is your name naadaa' (corn) because I want to nibble on
you from head to toe.
Your lips taste like a'bíd.
Your breath smells sweet like Shasta.
You are the cherries in my fruit cocktail.
Your hair is like the strings in my grandmother's loom.
Your eyes look like dibé bi chaan (sheep crap) but really gooder
Your knees! They look like potatoes.
Your tongue taste like commodity beef.
You excite me like when I yell "Bingo!"
When I'm near you, it's like the dinging of a slot machine.
Your voice is like the bell of my favorite dibe' (sheep).

Happy Valentine's Day!!!
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a child for ever."
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero

[JoJah]

I love you more than mutton.

whoa. That's pretty serious.
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"The good thing about music is that when it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley

[nickyad]

EWWWW


Your eyes look like dibé bi chaan (sheep crap) but really gooder
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"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." --Einstein